And why am I up you ask? Well, it seems that U-man has a MONSTER diaper rash. So round 1:30 he crawls in my bed for the 2nd time in 20 minutes. When I put him back to bed, he just won't stop crying. It occurs to me that perhaps his rash is bothering him. So I take him downstairs to change his diaper. Thankfully it was dim down there with only the glow of the Christmas tree to light my way. I say thankfully because if it looked 1/2 as bad as it smelled, I'm glad I couldn't see it.
So I put him back in bed with dad and off I go to Safeway for what we affectionately call "butt cream". And guess what.....there's NO ONE at Safeway at 2:00 in the morning! Next time I'm up this early, maybe I'll do my entire grocery shopping trip, as long as I can dodge all the boxes in the aisles. I come out to the parking lot and wonder if it was this dark when I went in. NONE of the frickin' lights in the parking lot are on! Wonder why they call it SAFEway. Anyway.
So here I am up at 2:40 am typing this out for all of you to laugh at the thought of me going out in my sweats in the middle of the night for butt cream.
Good thing I love him.
You keep laughing. I'm going back to bed.
1 comment:
Holy smokes? You mean we have kids? And they get up in the middle of the night?! Wait, and WE'RE MARRIED?!
Must be that great McD coffee I just had.
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