So I've been spending lots of time at the gym over the past several months. Being the people watcher that I, I've noticed some rather comical characters.
Take Red Bull Girl for instance. She comes in most afternoons and primps in the mirrors before going out to the floor. She must make sure that every hair is as it should be in her Pippy Longstocking braids and her sweatshirt is tied around her waist exactly the right way. Then she moves on to her make up, making sure her black eye liner isn't smudged.
Then.....and this is the best part, she heads out to the elliptical machine with her four cans of Red Bull. Yes! You read that correctly! She drinks FOUR cans of Red Bull! Now, I've never actually consumed Red Bull, but I'm pretty sure that drinking four can't be too good for you. That much caffeine on a daily basis! Aye!
If Red Bull gives you wings, what does FOUR cans give you, a heart attack?
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